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Ranking All Of The "Murder She Baked/Hannah Swensen Mysteries" Films

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  This Friday May 19, Hallmark Movies And Mysteries will premiere the latest film in the "Hannah Swensen Mysteries" series, "Carrot Cake Murder". To celebrate the premiere, I have decided to rank the first six films in the series using the same ratings formula that I have used in my previous rankings. Please note that these rankings include both the "Murder She Baked" series and the "Hannah Swensen Mysteries" series. Author's Note: The rating for "A Plum Pudding Mystery" is based solely on its IMDB rating, as I was unable to find a viewership total for that film. Author's Note: Pictures courtesy of "IMDB" and "Hallmark Movies And Mysteries" 1. Sweet Revenge Premiere Date: August 8, 2021 My Rating: 10.626  IMDB Summary: "As Hannah and Mike experience engaged life while balancing their busy careers, a murder at a 24-hour gym complicates their wedding planning." 2. Just Desserts Premiere Date: Marc

Top 10 "The Wonder Years" Episodes

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 Today, May 12, marks the 30th anniversary of "The Wonder Years" series finale on ABC. To celebrate the milestone, I thought I would rank my Top 10 episodes from the series. Each episode's rating was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database, or IMDB, by its average viewers per one million.  Author's Note: Photos Courtesy of the Internet Movie Database. My Top 10 episodes are ranked as follows: 1. Summer Song (Season 3, Episode 1) Premiere Date: October 3, 1989 My Rating: 300.15 IMDB Summary: "The Arnold family and Paul Pfeiffer travel to Ocean City for a little fun in the sun. However, once there, no one really seems to be having any. Paul's allergies flare up, and Wayne and Karen's attitudes are making it nothing like the family trips from long ago. Kevin is still stinging from the news that Winnie Cooper has a new boyfriend, until he meets a cute (but older) girl named Teri." 2. The Family Car (Season 3, Episode 7) Premi

Ranking all 12 "Star Wars" Theatrical Films

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  Today, May 4, is also commonly known as "Star Wars Day". To celebrate the occasion, I have decided to rank all 12 Star Wars movies that have been released in theaters. Each movie's ranking was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDBP) by its box office gross per one million. Author's Note: Images courtesy of the Internet Movie Database and Wikipedia. The "Star Wars" movies are ranked as follows. 1. The Force Awakens Release Date: December 18, 2015 My Rating: 16153.8 IMDB Summary: "As a new threat to the galaxy rises, Rey, a desert scavenger, and Finn, an ex-stormtrooper, must join Han Solo and Chewbacca for the one hope of restoring peace." 2. The Last Jedi Release Date: December 15, 2017 My Rating: 9204.6 IMDB Summary: "The Star Wars saga continues as new heroes and galactic legends go on an epic adventure, unlocking mysteries of the Force and shocking revelations of the past." 3. Rogue One Release Da

Erin Cahill's Hallmark Movies, Ranked

In honor of "Hearts In The Game" premiering this Saturday at 8/7 Central on Hallmark Channel, I have decided to rank the previous Hallmark films featuring its lead actress, Erin Cahill. These rankings are derived by multiplying each movie's rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its average viewers per one million. Author's Note: Viewer totals for "Every Time A Bell Rings" were unavailable due to the movie premiering on Hallmark Movies Now, so that movie's rating is based solely on its IMDB Rating. 1. Sleigh Bells Ring Premiere Date: December 18, 2016 My Rating: 26.271 IMDB Summary: "A busy single mom tasked with organizing her city's Christmas parade discovers an antique sleigh which seems to have a mind of its own." 2. A Timeless Christmas Premiere Date: November 15, 2020 My Rating: 23.66 IMDB Summary: "Charles Whitley travels from 1903 to 2020 where he meets Megan Turner and experiences a 21st Century Christmas." 3

Mystery 101 Movies Ranked

With today's news that Hallmark Movies & Mysteries has cancelled the "Mystery 101" series after seven movies, I thought I would rank all seven movies in the series. I have ranked the movies using the same criteria that I have used for my previous rankings; that is, each movie's rating was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its viewers per one million.  The "Mystery 101" movies are ranked as follows. 1. Killer Timing Premiere Date: March 21, 2021 My Rating: 11.026 IMDB Summary: "An escaped serial killer and an attempt on Travis's life make their most dangerous case yet as Amy and Travis team up with his FBI Agent ex to find the connection before it's too late." 2. Deadly History Premiere Date: August 1, 2021 My Rating: 10.582 IMDB Summary: "Amy and Travis travel to New York to investigate after Amy's uncle goes missing, and the initial clues make them fear the worst." 3. Mystery 1

Disney Channel's Top 10 Series Premieres

 Today, April 18, marks the 40th anniversary of the Disney Channel's official launch. To celebrate the occasion, I have decided to rank Disney Channel's Top 10 Series Premieres using the same rating system that I have used for my previous rankings. Each episode's rating was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its viewers per one million.  Author's Note: Only series premieres with a confirmed viewership total were included in the rankings. As result, some of Disney Channel's most popular series (The Proud Family, Kim Possible, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, etc.) could not be included. And now, presenting Disney Channel's Top 10 Series Premieres. Phineas and Ferb      Episode: Rollercoaster     Premiere Date: August 17, 2007     My Rating: 87.48           2.  Austin & Ally      Episode: Rockers & Writers      Premiere Date: December 2, 2011      My Rating: 42.45     3. Wizards Of Waverly Place     Episode: Craz

Erin Krakow's Hallmark Movies, Ranked

 In honor of "The Wedding Cottage" premiering this Saturday at 8/7 Central on Hallmark Channel, I have decided to rank Erin Krakow's movies on Hallmark Channel and Hallmark Movies & Mysteries using the same rating system that I have used for my past few rankings. Each movie's rating was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its average viewers per one million. Author's Note: This list does not include any of the "When Calls The Heart" holiday movies, as those are considered part of the series. Erin Krakow's Hallmark films are ranked as follows. 1. A Cookie Cutter Christmas Original Premiere Date: November 9, 2014 My Rating: 18.998 IMDB Summary: "Two schoolteachers take their rivalry to the next level, while they scramble to win a holiday baking contest and the affections of a handsome single father." 2. It Was Always You Original Premiere Date: February 27, 2021 My Rating: 17.57 IMDB Summary: &qu