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Erin Cahill's Hallmark Movies, Ranked

In honor of "Hearts In The Game" premiering this Saturday at 8/7 Central on Hallmark Channel, I have decided to rank the previous Hallmark films featuring its lead actress, Erin Cahill. These rankings are derived by multiplying each movie's rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its average viewers per one million. Author's Note: Viewer totals for "Every Time A Bell Rings" were unavailable due to the movie premiering on Hallmark Movies Now, so that movie's rating is based solely on its IMDB Rating. 1. Sleigh Bells Ring Premiere Date: December 18, 2016 My Rating: 26.271 IMDB Summary: "A busy single mom tasked with organizing her city's Christmas parade discovers an antique sleigh which seems to have a mind of its own." 2. A Timeless Christmas Premiere Date: November 15, 2020 My Rating: 23.66 IMDB Summary: "Charles Whitley travels from 1903 to 2020 where he meets Megan Turner and experiences a 21st Century Christmas." 3

Mystery 101 Movies Ranked

With today's news that Hallmark Movies & Mysteries has cancelled the "Mystery 101" series after seven movies, I thought I would rank all seven movies in the series. I have ranked the movies using the same criteria that I have used for my previous rankings; that is, each movie's rating was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its viewers per one million.  The "Mystery 101" movies are ranked as follows. 1. Killer Timing Premiere Date: March 21, 2021 My Rating: 11.026 IMDB Summary: "An escaped serial killer and an attempt on Travis's life make their most dangerous case yet as Amy and Travis team up with his FBI Agent ex to find the connection before it's too late." 2. Deadly History Premiere Date: August 1, 2021 My Rating: 10.582 IMDB Summary: "Amy and Travis travel to New York to investigate after Amy's uncle goes missing, and the initial clues make them fear the worst." 3. Mystery 1

Disney Channel's Top 10 Series Premieres

 Today, April 18, marks the 40th anniversary of the Disney Channel's official launch. To celebrate the occasion, I have decided to rank Disney Channel's Top 10 Series Premieres using the same rating system that I have used for my previous rankings. Each episode's rating was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its viewers per one million.  Author's Note: Only series premieres with a confirmed viewership total were included in the rankings. As result, some of Disney Channel's most popular series (The Proud Family, Kim Possible, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, etc.) could not be included. And now, presenting Disney Channel's Top 10 Series Premieres. Phineas and Ferb      Episode: Rollercoaster     Premiere Date: August 17, 2007     My Rating: 87.48           2.  Austin & Ally      Episode: Rockers & Writers      Premiere Date: December 2, 2011      My Rating: 42.45     3. Wizards Of Waverly Place     Episode: Craz

Erin Krakow's Hallmark Movies, Ranked

 In honor of "The Wedding Cottage" premiering this Saturday at 8/7 Central on Hallmark Channel, I have decided to rank Erin Krakow's movies on Hallmark Channel and Hallmark Movies & Mysteries using the same rating system that I have used for my past few rankings. Each movie's rating was derived by multiplying its rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its average viewers per one million. Author's Note: This list does not include any of the "When Calls The Heart" holiday movies, as those are considered part of the series. Erin Krakow's Hallmark films are ranked as follows. 1. A Cookie Cutter Christmas Original Premiere Date: November 9, 2014 My Rating: 18.998 IMDB Summary: "Two schoolteachers take their rivalry to the next level, while they scramble to win a holiday baking contest and the affections of a handsome single father." 2. It Was Always You Original Premiere Date: February 27, 2021 My Rating: 17.57 IMDB Summary: &qu

Candace Cameron Bure's Hallmark Films, Ranked

 In honor of former Hallmark Channel actress Candace Cameron Bure's birthday today, April 6, I have decided to rank her films for Hallmark Channel. These films are ranked using a rating system that multiplies each film's rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its viewers per one million.  Author's Note: This list does not include the movies in the "Aurora Teagarden Mysteries" series since those are listed in a separate article. Author's Note 2: Viewership totals for "Moonlight & Mistletoe" were not available, so that movie's rating is based solely on its IMDB rating. 1. Christmas Under Wraps Original Premiere Date:November 29, 2014 My Rating: 35.96 IMDB Summary: "When an aspiring surgeon is turned down for a fellowship, she takes a temporary position working as a GP in a small Alaskan town in an effort to boost her resume." 2. Switched For Christmas Original Premiere Date: November 26, 2017 My Rating: 34.122 IMDB Summar

Ranking All Of The "Aurora Teagarden Mysteries" Films

 Today, April 4, marks eight years since the first movie in the "Aurora Teagarden Mysteries" series premiered on Hallmark Movie and Mysteries. To celebrate the milestone, I thought I would rank all eighteen movies from the series using the same rating system that I've used for my past few lists. Author's Note: Viewership totals for "A Bone To Pick" and "Real Murders" were not available, so those movies' ratings are based solely on their IMDB rating. The Aurora Teagarden movies are ranked as follows. 1. Honeymoon, Honeymurder Original Premiere Date:August 22, 2021 My Rating:13.11 IMDB Summary:"While on a "pre-honeymoon" getaway, Aurora and Nick discover a body, and as they get closer to finding out what really happened, danger knocks on their doorstep." 2. Haunted By Murder Original Premiere Date:February 20, 2022 My Rating: 12.775 IMDB Summary: "A murder investigation is reignited in a house that is considered haunt

All Of Bethany Joy Lenz's Hallmark Films, Ranked

 In honor of Bethany Joy Lenz's birthday today (April 2), I have decided to rank all of her films that have aired on either Hallmark Channel or Hallmark Movies And Mysteries. My rating for each film was derived by taking each film's rating on the Internet Movie Database, or IMDB, and multiplying it by its average viewers per one million.  The movies are ranked as follows. 1. Five Star Christmas Premiere Date: November 27, 2020 on Hallmark Channel My Rating: 23.253 IMDB Summary: "When a travel writer shows up unexpectedly at their dad's Bed and Breakfast, the Ralston family all pretend to be guests in hopes of a good review. Lucy (Bethany Joy Lenz) falls for guest Jake (Victor Webster), but can't share her secret." 2. An Unexpected Christmas Premiere Date:November 26, 2021 on Hallmark Channel My Rating: 20.148 IMDB Summary: "Emily works at an ad agency and is sent to her ex's hometown before Christmas. She arrives at the train station as her ex i

Top Five April Fool's Day Episodes I've Seen

 With today being the first day of April, that means that it is also April Fool's Day. I thought I would celebrate today by ranking the top five April Fool's Day episodes I've seen. To arrive at my rankings, I multiplied each episode's ranking on the Internet Movie Database by its estimated viewership per million. If I could not find the viewership totals for the episode itself, I used the average viewership totals for that episode's season.  And now, presenting the Top Five April Fool/s Day Episodes I've seen. So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show          Series: The Simpsons          Season:4          Episode: 18          Original Airdate: April 1, 1993 on FOX.          My Rating: 178.5          IMDB Summary: "As Homer recovers in hospital due to Bart's disastrous April Fool's Day prank, the family reminisces over earlier hardships." 2. April In Quahog      Series: Family Guy      Season: 8      Episode: 16      Original Airdate