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Candace Cameron Bure's Hallmark Films, Ranked

 In honor of former Hallmark Channel actress Candace Cameron Bure's birthday today, April 6, I have decided to rank her films for Hallmark Channel. These films are ranked using a rating system that multiplies each film's rating on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) by its viewers per one million.  Author's Note: This list does not include the movies in the "Aurora Teagarden Mysteries" series since those are listed in a separate article. Author's Note 2: Viewership totals for "Moonlight & Mistletoe" were not available, so that movie's rating is based solely on its IMDB rating. 1. Christmas Under Wraps Original Premiere Date:November 29, 2014 My Rating: 35.96 IMDB Summary: "When an aspiring surgeon is turned down for a fellowship, she takes a temporary position working as a GP in a small Alaskan town in an effort to boost her resume." 2. Switched For Christmas Original Premiere Date: November 26, 2017 My Rating: 34.122 IMDB Summar

Ranking All Of The "Aurora Teagarden Mysteries" Films

 Today, April 4, marks eight years since the first movie in the "Aurora Teagarden Mysteries" series premiered on Hallmark Movie and Mysteries. To celebrate the milestone, I thought I would rank all eighteen movies from the series using the same rating system that I've used for my past few lists. Author's Note: Viewership totals for "A Bone To Pick" and "Real Murders" were not available, so those movies' ratings are based solely on their IMDB rating. The Aurora Teagarden movies are ranked as follows. 1. Honeymoon, Honeymurder Original Premiere Date:August 22, 2021 My Rating:13.11 IMDB Summary:"While on a "pre-honeymoon" getaway, Aurora and Nick discover a body, and as they get closer to finding out what really happened, danger knocks on their doorstep." 2. Haunted By Murder Original Premiere Date:February 20, 2022 My Rating: 12.775 IMDB Summary: "A murder investigation is reignited in a house that is considered haunt

All Of Bethany Joy Lenz's Hallmark Films, Ranked

 In honor of Bethany Joy Lenz's birthday today (April 2), I have decided to rank all of her films that have aired on either Hallmark Channel or Hallmark Movies And Mysteries. My rating for each film was derived by taking each film's rating on the Internet Movie Database, or IMDB, and multiplying it by its average viewers per one million.  The movies are ranked as follows. 1. Five Star Christmas Premiere Date: November 27, 2020 on Hallmark Channel My Rating: 23.253 IMDB Summary: "When a travel writer shows up unexpectedly at their dad's Bed and Breakfast, the Ralston family all pretend to be guests in hopes of a good review. Lucy (Bethany Joy Lenz) falls for guest Jake (Victor Webster), but can't share her secret." 2. An Unexpected Christmas Premiere Date:November 26, 2021 on Hallmark Channel My Rating: 20.148 IMDB Summary: "Emily works at an ad agency and is sent to her ex's hometown before Christmas. She arrives at the train station as her ex i

Top Five April Fool's Day Episodes I've Seen

 With today being the first day of April, that means that it is also April Fool's Day. I thought I would celebrate today by ranking the top five April Fool's Day episodes I've seen. To arrive at my rankings, I multiplied each episode's ranking on the Internet Movie Database by its estimated viewership per million. If I could not find the viewership totals for the episode itself, I used the average viewership totals for that episode's season.  And now, presenting the Top Five April Fool/s Day Episodes I've seen. So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show          Series: The Simpsons          Season:4          Episode: 18          Original Airdate: April 1, 1993 on FOX.          My Rating: 178.5          IMDB Summary: "As Homer recovers in hospital due to Bart's disastrous April Fool's Day prank, the family reminisces over earlier hardships." 2. April In Quahog      Series: Family Guy      Season: 8      Episode: 16      Original Airdate

Ranking All Ten Season One Episodes Of "The Way Home"

 Now that Season 1 of "The Way Home" has finished airing on Hallmark Channel, I thought I would rank all ten episodes from the season. I arrived at my rankings by multiplying each episode's rating on the Internet Movie Database, or IMDB, by its average viewers per one million. With that said, here is how I ranked all ten episodes of Season 1 of "The Way Home". 1. Not All Who Wander Are Lost Episode: 10 Original Airdate: March 26, 2023 My Rating: 15.486 IMDB Summary: "Kat and Alice attend Colton's funeral. Del goes to the grief group and makes peace with her memory of Colton. Kat has a new theory about Jacob." 2.  Building A Mystery Episode: 6 Original Airdate: February 26, 2023 My Rating: 13.528 IMDB Summary: "Kat and Alice try to stop Jacob's disappearance. Del realized the tragedy of Jacob's was not hers alone, but the whole town's, and moves toward healing." 3. The Day The Music Died Episode: 9 Original Airdate: March 1

Top Ten Jeopardy Contestants Of All Time

 Today, March 30th, marks 59 years since the popular game show Jeopardy first premiered on NBC. To celebrate the milestone, I have decided to rank the show's ten greatest contestants based on my own rankings formula. In order to get each player's final rating, I multiplied the total number of games that each player has competed in on Jeopardy (both regular season and tournament games) by the number of clues per game (61). I then took that number and multiplied it by what the J-Archive (arguably the largest collection of Jeopardy memorabilia on the internet) refers to as the contestant's "batting average"-that is, the average percentage of correct responses given by the contestant relative to the total possible responses during that contestant's games. This gave each player their final rating. So, without further ado, here are the Top Ten Jeopardy Contestants Of All Time. Update: In the fifteen months have that passed since these rankings were first publish

Questions answered on "The Way Home" Season 1 Finale

 Tonight, Hallmark Channel aired the Season 1 finale of its new hit series "The Way Home". During the episode, titled "Not All Who Wander Are Lost", several questions that were brought up throughout the series were finally answered. I will attempt to go through each question in the order that it was answered in this episode, with the episodes it was previously brought up in listed in parentheses. Q- How did Colton die? (Technically, this question was answered in the last episode but since it was shown in the recap prior to tonight's episode, I'll still list it here) ("Mothers And Daughters") A-Kat went back in time to try and prevent his death and Alice went after her. During the climax of the episode, Alice and Kat both ran out into the middle of the street to try and stop Colton from crashing his truck. This caused Colton to swerve his truck to avoid hitting them, which resulted in the crash that killed him  Q- Who was the woman that Del saw